swoonnsgh:

What the fuck in the world makes you think I want to see your cock. Seriously? Shame on you. If you want to show yourself nude by all means post on tumblr for the world to see but your not doing me any favors by sending this to my message box and do not for a second think that I am enjoying or turned on by what I see.

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

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mitchdahbitch:

(18+)